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Sneezing = Orgasm? Eh?


A colleague at work told me that the intensity of a woman’s sneeze is reflective of the intensity of her orgasm.

They were not able to tell me exactly what their corroborative evidence for this is, and bearing in mind that this is the same person who warned me (upon learning of my impeding travels to Australia) about getting abducted by wombats (apparently having confused them with dingoes) – the statement is highly suspect (and I see little link causal link between the two, except that a sneeze and an orgasm are both reactions which can’t be controlled).

Yet, at the same time it’s so utterly bizarre, that I find it deeply compelling and it may be quite some time before I can hear people sneezing without an accompaniment of mental images I’m uncertain I want to entertain (or stop looking at people who sneeze in a speculative way).

I can already feel myself developing inhibitions about sneezing in public.


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Sep. 29th, 2004 05:28 am (UTC)
:| I have heard people say that too. I'm going to have to stop sneezing in public since i always multiple sneeze...... ;) lol
Sep. 30th, 2004 03:05 am (UTC)
Hmmmm, me too. I wonder if I have untapped potential.
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:33 am (UTC)
If only ;o)

Sep. 29th, 2004 05:37 am (UTC)
The audible volume of a woman's sneeze is directly proportional to her need for attention, and not the energy of the sneeze or volume of gack actually expelled by the sneeze.
i have empiracally measured this based on colleagues and the level of volume produced by their ineffective and mostly loud but not high velocity sneezing,
and comparing it to my own relatively quiet but able to blast holes in solid objects sneezes.

What that says about anyone's orgasms is probably irrelevent...
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:48 am (UTC)
have actually heard this one before- but it's meant to be that sneezing can give you an orgasm, i have seen several people hunting for the pepper after hearing this

Sep. 30th, 2004 03:02 am (UTC)
indeed I wish.
But as a multiple sneezer, I assuer you it is not so - otherwise hayfever season might be bearable after all.
Sep. 29th, 2004 05:48 am (UTC)
Wow... that's... interesting...


Based on personal experience - I'd have to say that sort of makes sense - sometimes my sneezes are very loud/intense and sometimes they aren't...
Sep. 29th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
i'm skeptical of a direct correlation between the intensities of sneezes and orgasms, but the two are definitely related somehow.

sneezing definitely um....... does *something* which is apparently why you should forewarn your partner if you're going to sneeze during sex. apparently. i'm really not an expert on the subject ;)

i also heard once that a sneeze is one eighth of an orgasm.
Sep. 29th, 2004 12:19 pm (UTC)
you should forewarn your partner if you're going to sneeze during sex.

Well, sneezing in someone's face might put them off a bit!
I guess it depends where you are in relation to your partner...
Sep. 29th, 2004 12:33 pm (UTC)
forget the sneezing; i'm enchanted by the mental image of a wombat abducting someone. would he sling you over his back and plod on? or would he do it accidentally -- like, you fell on top of him after he trudged right through you and he couldn't be bothered to shake you off?
Sep. 30th, 2004 03:11 am (UTC)
I quite liked the image of the wombat as the stealthy kidnapper, the hidden menace of the Australian bush.

I favour the theory that wombats just plow into you and trudge on, unless they were marsupials at which point they'd presumably stuff you into the pouch.
Sep. 30th, 2004 04:05 am (UTC)
lolol I needed that, thanks!
Sep. 29th, 2004 01:19 pm (UTC)
I can already feel myself developing inhibitions about sneezing in public.

Hmm, is that because you have an inhibition about orgasming in public, or because you don't want people to know how hard you sneeze?

Sep. 30th, 2004 03:12 am (UTC)
Absolutely the latter. ;)
I'd hate to have people looking at me in the same speculative way that I shall be undoubtedly looking at future sneezers.
Sep. 30th, 2004 07:14 am (UTC)
i heard somewhere that *everyone's* sneeze isd one fifth of the intensity of an orgasm.

I'd like to add that i am famous for loving a good sneeze. *achoo* aharhar...
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