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The armies of STAN

I will be forever indebted to Lynne for leading me to this fabulous site: http://www.laststophell.com

For added pleasure have your speakers on when you check out the site to get the full benefit of the background music they have, I assume by way of alerting you to the profound peril of the soul.

there was indeed so much good reading material that I was utterly spoiled for choice. I am even more appreciative of the beauty of this site since being assured that people who built it are actually serious.

Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire.. GOD hates Homosexuality!..

There are too many gems to list, but the above I thought was particularly brilliant. Reading it I could have been forced to conclude that Satan feels ambivalent about Tarot readers since my own career is not particularly illustious but for the link on the main site admonishing Tarot Cards and Other Garbage . I was particularly heartbroken however to discover that the link didn't work, alack, alas.

What I find the most outstanding is that in one of the most prominent quotes on the site, God is cited as saying: My people are destroyed through lack of knowledge

It's quality. :D

On a completely different note, thank you to dubaiyan for leading me to http://www.katiemelua.com and pointing out that she is from Georgia (the ex-USSR one). :)

*bounce* My people! My people!

Georgians tend to be universally excited when they meet one another, especially outside of Georgia, which is at first weird and then completely contagious and certainly a nice change from the usual Yug procedures when the ex-patriates circle each other warily until it can be ascertained whether they loathe the other person/the other person loathes them/anyone has killed anyone's friend's or family/anyone wants to kill each other.

It can make for some tense social encounters. One time it turned out that two of my Yug acquaintances in London had fought against each other in Bosnia, but remarkably they were both pretty cool about it, only making breezy comments along the lines of: *Oh, so YOU'RE that division*. It probably helped that they were stoned at the time. As good a reason for legalising weed as most of the others I heard.


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Feb. 26th, 2004 08:51 am (UTC)
where do i need to sign up to burn in hell for being a pervert :D

isn't religious fundamentalism brilliant?

like a classroom of 5 year olds with too much sugar.

Btw, Hell is clintons fault too;)
Feb. 26th, 2004 12:10 pm (UTC)
they couldn't have been serious .. that's just to amuse all of us who are going to hell... right?
I don't even know which category I should click ... *hummmm*
Feb. 27th, 2004 01:37 am (UTC)
isn't religious fundamentalism brilliant?

It's fantastic. :) I normally have to watch American talk shows for that kind of entertainment. Trisha tries bless her heart but she is just not in the same league.

Btw, Hell is clintons fault too;)

:D :D :D
I think you'll find he was responsible for the Original Sin too.
Feb. 26th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)
My email:

Dear dip-shits,
You are one reason I loathe most other Christians. You give
us all a bad name. What passage in the Bible led you to
believe that Jesus' over-riding message was "hate everyone."

I picture you sitting at home all smug and smirking working
on your little web-site picturing all the kudos and stars
in your crowns you're going to get in heaven when really you
will be standing before God and he'll say, "What the FUCK
were you thinking?"

You mis-interpret the Bible, you mis-interpret every word
Jesus said, you mis-interpret every idea and passage in
the Bible and then dare say other Christians are lacking

You obviously missed the parable about taking the plank from
your own eye before you condemn the speck in your brother's

I'd like to take your plank and beat you to death with it.
According to you, that kind of response and hatred and would
be just fine with God.

Why don't you really do God's work and spend more time loving
people than you do hating them? Because, after all, love is
God's territory and hatred is Satan's.

Since you're doing such a fabulous job for Satan, I'll give you
a tip on hell: you won't need to take a sweater.

~my name~

I couldn't resist :-)

Feb. 27th, 2004 01:32 am (UTC)
tee hee hee

I have been mulling over whether to write them the following:

Thank you very much for your intersting and enlightening site.
I have reasons to believe that my neighbours are collaborators of the Devil because they listen to rock music while drinking alcohol and I suspect them of being idolaters too.

Should I kill them to prevent Satan from getting a stronghold in my building?
Feb. 27th, 2004 03:46 am (UTC)
if i were to write to them, it'd look a little like this:-

Dear sirs/mesdames,

thank you for your amusing website. Are you responsible for the barrel of hilarity known as the landover baptists as well??

keep up the good work
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Feb. 27th, 2004 01:29 am (UTC)
Re: teehee
"And there I was watching La Melua on telly thinking, she hasn't got a very deep South accent..."

I have determined to get her CD when I have money.
Feb. 26th, 2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
oh that site was quite delicious; thank you for sharing it. i was terribly disappointed that i got a dead link when i clicked on "alcoholics and drug users," but SUCCESS! when i chose "atheists and agnostics."

some quite profound arguments for the existence of god, there, let me tell ya.

Feb. 27th, 2004 01:44 am (UTC)
some quite profound arguments for the existence of god, there, let me tell ya.


Teee heee, yes, if I hadn't been a believer before I am certain I would have been filled with devout zeal even after my first visit. :)

I was guttered when Tarot, and Alcoholics and Drug USers were dead links but comforted when I clicked on *Praying to Angels* and got told that although the page wasn't finished yet, it assured me I was going to Hell anyway.

I love the little burning head icon they have. I covets it for my LJ. :)
Feb. 27th, 2004 05:28 am (UTC)

And i thought i was going to be SO spoilt for choice of just which link to press first. Hey, at least i got the gay one in before they stopped working.

I want one of those media jobs. *checks for horns and/or tail, as appearance is changing, so it says*

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