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Jan. 19th, 2004

Got this in email and considered it sufficiently giggle-worthy to attempt to translate into English. (apologies if I get the original american sayings wrong, I am working from their serb translations)


It is the first school day in an American school.
The teacher is introducing the new student, Akira Suzuki from Japan.

Class begins and the teacher says: *Now we will see how much you know of American history. Who said: Liberty or death?*

Suddenly, there is quiet and only Suzuki raises his hand: *Patrick Henry, the year 1775 in Philadelphia.*

*very good Suzuki! And who said *The state is the people and as such it must never die*? *

Suzuki pipes up again:*Abraham Lincoln,1863, in Washington*>

The teacher looks at the students sternly and says: *Shame on you. Suzuki is Japanese and he knows American history better than you.*

At this point someone from the back of the class rallies with: *Fuck you shitty Japanese*

*Who said that!* shouts the teacher

Suzuki raises his hand *General McArthur, 1942, in Guadalcanal and Lee Ianocca 1982 at the fair of Chrysler, in Detroit*

The class is silent, and just from the back you hear: *Suck my dick!*

The teacher is starting to crack. *This is too much. Who was that?*

Suzuki: *Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997 in Washington*

Another student howls: *Suzuki is crap@*

Suzuki: *Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil 2002 Grand Prix.*

The class disintegrates into hysterics, the teacher faints, and the principal appears at the door. *For fucks's sakes, I've never seen such chaos!*

Suzuki: *The Serbian Prime Minister to Djelic the Minister of Finance, at the presentation of the national budget, Belgrade, 2003.*


( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 22nd, 2004 05:59 pm (UTC)
suki suki

"Oh Purple Star you fought Tiger Breath and won, you have now evolved to become Super Stellar 3000, you have so many awesome powers ! I am so proud of you even Pikachu, my favourite has murderous glint in eyes and is about to imprison you in a green bubble of water ! I LOVE YOU Super Stellar 3000, you'll be sleeping with me tonight !"

How did they ever lose the war?

PS: "your phone is Pay As You Go, right?"
Jan. 26th, 2004 05:43 am (UTC)
Re: suki suki

and my phone is yes. what foresight I have.
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