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Apparently the morbid curiosity of the internet IS more powerful than propriety. So, as requested, here is a picture of my severely bruised ass and let that be a lesson to you all in how NOT to descend stairs . I am all about service to the community and teaching by example.

Also, if you ever wanted to know how to trouble your husband AND convince him that your relationship with the internet is unhealthy, then asking him to take a picture of your ass so that you can share it with the www will probably achieve that.

On the other hand, I have just finished my last exam and am therefore a happy happy woman who no longer needs to wake up at ridiculous o'clock in order to study. I am planning to shepard all stray cups into the kitchen to celebrate and thank my family for not divorcing me on the grounds of absenteeism.

ETA And since I'm especially a slave to the whims of Belgian Waffle, here's a pictoral representation of my brain post-viva. You should do one too.


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Jun. 24th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
Holy fvcking fhit, that is one motherfvcker of a bruise. Lovely curves, though. Am I allowed to say that?

Congrats on the last exam!
Jun. 24th, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC)
Thank you. :)

Lovely curves, though. Am I allowed to say that?

Of course you are. :) And I give you some xxx's in return.
Jun. 24th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC)
Also, I've asked Z and he says you should go to Croatia in November only if you want to embrace despair. (Already from mid-October it's highly probably that the weather will be windy and dissapointing, especially on the coast).
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Jun. 24th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
I think if you have to have unpleasant bruises the size of Lu
xemburg, they might as well be luridly coloured and complement your underwear.
Jun. 24th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
Nice ass, horrible bruise. My god. Make Z kiss it until it's all better.
Jun. 24th, 2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
The cats have made touching attempts to keep me company in my hour of misery by lying on my back while purring, which by itself is fine but porblematic while they shift around trying to adjust position.
Jun. 24th, 2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
Holy cow, that is a hell of a bruise! I don't know what I was expecting, but whatever it was, it was much wimpier than that. How can you even sit?
Jun. 24th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
How can you even sit?

In a lopsided and pathetic way. :) Turning over in bed is also unpleasant.
Jun. 24th, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
Wandered over from Chiller's LJ...
Ouch! Oh, and my boyfriend says horrible bruise, nice bum...

Jun. 24th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Wandered over from Chiller's LJ...

nice bum...

Thank you. Cellulite creams be damned I say, it's all about strategic posing.
Jun. 24th, 2009 06:28 pm (UTC)

I have chosen not to share with the internet my sunburn on my back in the shape of a treble clef (don't ask) but at least that was kind of self inflicted...
Jun. 24th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
Can you pass it off as a novelty tattoo?
Jun. 24th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
ah, it'll fade. Useful lesson learned, though; always apply sunscreen before bodypaint...
Jun. 24th, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
Woah. That is a spectacular bruise.

I'm surprised shiny things is such a relatively small spot. After my MA dissertation I was pretty much only functioning on fire: bad/tree: pretty.

And congratulations on finishing! Superb.
Jun. 25th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
I'm surprised shiny things is such a relatively small spot.

Sadly, due to Economically Trying Times the amount of space they occupy is relating to things I can afford. Pah. I have instituted a Don't Look Don't Yearn policy until I manage to work out how to exploit my family for cash.
Jun. 24th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
You cunning! Too distracted by lovely curves :)

Tomorrow I am heading to spend time with inlaws who miss Theo...do you do strolls other Thurs? Can't wait to meet Matei some day...)
Jun. 25th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: strolls and Thursday - sadly I have rarely been able to do them and tomorrow will be my last one until September because on Friday I am taking Matei to spend the summer with his grandmother.

I hope you have a good in-law visit day. :)
Jun. 25th, 2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
wow: pretty! and OUCH!

Congrats on exams :D
Jun. 29th, 2009 11:53 am (UTC)
Ouch! (sucks in breath between teeth).
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