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If Matei could write a diary

Dear Diary,

This day marks 15 and a half months of imprisonment in this frustrating world, and this miserable fleshly shell.

I hate the fact that I cannot watch airplanes every waking breathing moment of my day, and I hate having my nappy changed, but most of all I hate my mother. She's such a bitch!

Take yesterday, for example. When I wished to be carried and elected to cast myself down on the pavement weeping brokenly to communicate this need she said: 'Either walk or ride in the buggy'. Stupid cow! She just doesn't understand! And then after she strapped me into that infernal wheeled contraption Against My Will and in clear defiance of my Curved Back of Rigor Mortis Posture she had the temerity to offer me a consolation biscuit!

A biscuit! The insult is really too much. I cast it down on the pavement in my rage. Pah! That is what I think of you and your BISCUIT, whore!

As if that wasn't enough, then she wouldn't let me drink from her bottle of ice tea! I couldn't believe the betrayal I was witnessing. I felt in that moment that all I had ever wanted in this world was that bottle and our separation crushed my spirit. My heart is as biscuit crumbs beneath a cruel buggy wheel of rejection.

I weep, I weep, I weep. Come, sweet dummy! I hasten to my sleep.


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Apr. 15th, 2009 09:03 am (UTC)
Awww! Poor little M! And poor you! xx
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:07 am (UTC)
Considering how much he is like his dad in looks and hobbies, I'm just pleased he's at least inherited something from me.

Apr. 15th, 2009 09:08 am (UTC)
What, biscuit-throwing?
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:10 am (UTC)
The melodrama, mostly. Although my impulse to throw things when I'm in a rage is well known to Z and makers of cheap crockery.
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:12 am (UTC)
Marvellous! I look forward to seeing you do the arched-back rictus-y thing the next time I bring back the wrong drink from the bar or something. I will be sure to have placatory biscuits in my pocket that are substantial enough to be thrown with some satisfaction.
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:26 am (UTC)
You continue to be everything one could want in a friend. :)
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:50 am (UTC)
Hahahaha! Ace!
Apr. 19th, 2009 06:00 am (UTC)
I often imagine him as a Stewie character on Family Guy for my own amusement. :)
Apr. 15th, 2009 11:23 am (UTC)
I wholly approve of mocking the baby.
Apr. 19th, 2009 06:01 am (UTC)
Yes, keeps them in their place. Helps prepare them for school. :)
Apr. 15th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
Ah the melodrama of it all. Z is 19 months old and still it goes on - everything is either truly wonderful or totally and utterly awful. The Curved Back of Rigor Mortis Posture is also a constant response here when faced with the buggie :)
Apr. 19th, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)
SHALL NEVER SUBMIT!!!! NO!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, all right, maybe just this time.
Apr. 15th, 2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
You and I, we are evil whorish mothers from the same mould.
Apr. 19th, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)
It's nice to be in good company.
How are you?
I miss your writings here about, and updates about Ellie
Apr. 21st, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
We're fine...life has just been insane since I went back to work don't seem to have time for anything other than work, sleep and baby. I'm trying to start reading LJ again and may even get around to posting soon :)
Apr. 16th, 2009 11:33 am (UTC)
i have seen the curved back or rigor mortis when babysitting, it is infuriating - how do all babies learn that pose? is it something that they discuss with each other at mother and toddler groups, or is it subliminally sent to them over the tv?
hope you're doing ok xx
Apr. 19th, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
something that they discuss with each other at mother and toddler groups

Lol, I wouldn't be surprised.
Although Matei was more or less born with it.

I'm doing very well on the whole. I hope you are too.xx
Apr. 21st, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
Enjoyed your post. I think your kid and mine are of the same temperment.
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