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Going trick or treating with a baby is kind of like cormorant fishing in China. Ethically dubious perhaps, but dead profitable.
Besides, what child doesn't thrive in an environment of exploitation?

Matei was both charming and wildly succesful; our plastic cauldron soon overflowed. He also managed to sneak a KitKat and gorge himself on both a morsel of chocolate and celophane wrapper.

I separeted him from it. Relations broke down there.

I can see though a great potential for a lucrative sideline in busking.

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chiller
Oct. 31st, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
Just think how much money you could make if you taught him a little dance!
rainsinger
Oct. 31st, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
how cute would it be if we got him some tiny mournful instrument to accompany himself with?
I always dreamt of making my child dance for his dinner.
chiller
Oct. 31st, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
Re: how cute would it be if we got him some tiny mournful instrument to accompany himself with?
Like a little violin-y thing?
rainsinger
Oct. 31st, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
Re: how cute would it be if we got him some tiny mournful instrument to accompany himself with?
or a mouth organ in order to cater to his hobbies and current motor skills.
chiller
Oct. 31st, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
Re: how cute would it be if we got him some tiny mournful instrument to accompany himself with?
Perfect!
67threnody
Oct. 31st, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
PICTURRRRRRRRRES.

I demand them.

I bet he was adorable.
rainsinger
Oct. 31st, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
there's loads more on flickr naturally
lebeautemps
Nov. 1st, 2008 05:47 am (UTC)
Re: there's loads more on flickr naturally
Aw. Pickle!
rainsinger
Nov. 1st, 2008 10:37 am (UTC)
Re: there's loads more on flickr naturally
I love the look in his eyes there. All 'How much longer must I be humiliated for your entertainment?'

Did your daughter dress up, or is she so over that now?
lebeautemps
Nov. 1st, 2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
Re: there's loads more on flickr naturally
She does but is alas at school.
offensive_mango
Nov. 1st, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
I think I'm the only person in the UK who had to buy her own chocolate today.
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