First there was the episode with the spiders, and today I woke to First Cat giving me The Burning Eye of Longing and gently biting my arm while attempting to seductively embrace it. The removal of arm was met with the cry of desolation/frustration from The Cat who proceeded to intercede with more Burning Eye and Lovesick Meow even though I was having none of it.
This disturbing event brings me right back to childhood and Evil Jimmy The Dog during whose reign of humping terror no leg (whether human or furniture) was safe.
If the cat keeps this up he's going to get neutered so fast it will make his head spin.
Cat keepers on my flist is this normal? It's never happened to me before but then again this morning is the first time The Cat came upon me in bed while I was alone - the sneaky bastard.