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Internet, take heed!
If you are at all hypochondriac in your inclination (as I am), then under no circumstances should you look up your symptoms on the web that connects us all.

Courtesy of a fast-growing mole I have now convinced myself that I have skin cancer and that considering the state of my local practice by the time I get to see a doctor it will be too late and I will need chemotherapy and lose all my hair and have to wear a wig at my wedding.

Because it's all just one clear progression in my head.
Although I am always amused by the fact that in this doom-and-gloom visualising the prospect of death is never nearly as worrying as the blows to my vanity.

*sigh*
I despair at myself sometimes.

Although on the positive side the cat is cuter and fluffier than ever, which is nice.

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rainsinger
Apr. 12th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)
Don't worry, we'll all be dead of bird flu before your hair falls out. :)


I hadn't thought of that, but it cheers me up considerably. Also, an elegant solution to the problem of where to hire a moving van and burly men and other tiresome things.

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