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all that glitters

Well, I have been down and out and confined to my bed for a few days but I'm slowly getting better now and I imagine being off work will be useful to catch up on the goings on of my F-list.

And before I can string together any kind of meaningful update, or even any smutty pictures, let me realte to you a scene of domestic life in which Z bless him has taken up interior decorating and finally bought a bed and gold sheets.
Gold! Gold! [the whole bed looks like a giant Toblerone bar FFS!]

Z: But really it's less metallic than it looks in the picture I sent you.
N: *dares to hope*
Z:I think it's just shy of being kitsch.
N: I think it overcame that timidity problem.

Z:But I bought it very cheaply! On Sale!
N:Frankly, they should have paid you to take the aberration away. Or paid me for emotional damages.

Z: But it's silky!
N: *mellowing at his enthusiasm* Well, the key thing is that you're happy, what with it being your house and all. I'll just... close my eyes. In fact, now may be the perfect time to introduce regular use of blindfolds into the bedroom.

Edit! - Per popular request, the picutre of this horror

Note the arrows in the far right corner of the room.



( 29 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 7th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
I'm absolutely appalled. Not only gold sheets but purchased by a man? You might want to give me his address so I can sneak in and burn them for you. And for me. And for mankind *shiver*
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
i've put a picture up
I am absolutely apalled too.

Gold Sheets! While you're on your humanitarian spree you may as well strike the source and firebomb the factory where they produce these things.
Jun. 7th, 2005 09:38 am (UTC)
Re: i've put a picture up
oh MAN! You're not really expected to sleep under that, are you? *hug*
Jun. 7th, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
Re: i've put a picture up

I do not imagine I will be able to sleep at all in the proximity of that thing.
But Z has promised that if I really hate it so much when I'm around he's going to change them to something less appalling.

[which is fine, for when I'm not around he can roll around in the gold horror in his tracksuit bottoms to his heart's content]
Jun. 7th, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
Z is awesome! I don't think I know of a realler man...
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:28 am (UTC)
I think his arrows by the bed enhance his perfect macho image.

perhaps I'll only be permitted to access his room if I'm wearing my bunny ears...
Jun. 7th, 2005 02:09 am (UTC)
I want to see pictures!

You need to get silver pillow shams to complete the effect.
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:32 am (UTC)
I want to see pictures!
Done :D I've put one in the body of the post

You need to get silver pillow shams to complete the effect.

i'm afraid to say lest he think it appealing.
Jun. 7th, 2005 02:29 pm (UTC)
Oh my... those are, um... GOLD!

You can snuggle up in them and pretend you're C-3PO.
Jun. 7th, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
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Jun. 7th, 2005 08:33 am (UTC)
But Gold Sheets!
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:36 am (UTC)
ooh shiny!
I think he needs to get matching curtains.
And a black sheepskin duvet.
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:39 am (UTC)
He needs to visit this site.
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:46 am (UTC)
*laughing and crying at the idea of matching curtains*
Oh, that's perfect, you have the best links.

Hot spicy pink. Yeah baby.
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:51 am (UTC)
Re: *laughing and crying at the idea of matching curtains*
Also from that site:

You dreamt about it – leather sheets – now they are a reality.

Jun. 7th, 2005 08:53 am (UTC)
Re: *laughing and crying at the idea of matching curtains*
next step - PVC!
Jun. 7th, 2005 08:57 am (UTC)
Re: *laughing and crying at the idea of matching curtains*
OMG, they already have PVC.

next step- Tartan!
Jun. 7th, 2005 09:00 am (UTC)
Re: *laughing and crying at the idea of matching curtains*
Tartan PVC. With gold tassles.
Jun. 7th, 2005 10:34 am (UTC)
Oh my god.
Jun. 7th, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
Love is so not blind.
Jun. 7th, 2005 11:02 am (UTC)
I think they look pretty. Space-agey.
Jun. 7th, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
i am starting to believe that many bearers of the Y chromosome are beyond redemption.

but if i play my cards right in the best of all possible worlds I'll get him to give them to you. ;)
Jun. 7th, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC)
They’re pretty… but not that pretty. They would impress me if someone took me home and had them on her bed, but I wouldn’t want to sleep in them every night.
Jun. 7th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
I think that thing should go the same way as the track bottoms.

Still, do you want a kind, gentle, funny man with, um, challenges in decorating, or a frog with impeccable taste?

Look at it this way, he chose you, so he has impeccable taste in women! :)

Jun. 7th, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC)
Still, do you want a kind, gentle, funny man with, um, challenges in decorating, or a frog with impeccable taste?

True, true.
But from now on I must strive to infiltrate his shopping expeditions.
Jun. 7th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)
You know, this could all be tied in with my long-time secret desire to drive a huge, shiny gold Cadillac...but I think the bed is fabulous. Tell Z he has *one* fan on this issue ;)
Jun. 7th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
it is my dear and sincere wish that I could mail you the gold bedding right now.

It is only right and proper that as a Leo you think the gold looks fabulous and I'm sure he will be delighted at the support.
Jun. 7th, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
Though, it's better than no bedsheets... i think.
Jun. 7th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
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