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Yesterday I spoke with nanji which was lovely and refreshing for the braincells. We talked gossip, and astrology, and I pointed her in the direction of LJ communities and posts I found particularly amusing.

And then this morning, she helped brighten my day immesurably with an email that had laughing outloud to the consternation of all my co-workers. So I'm sharing the brilliance. :)

From nanji
WANTED : for grammaticide and systematic torture of the english language

Lovely talking to you this evening - i must make new posts on
lj...especially Lumatorium.

(...)
But, god, the
systematic misuse of words was equally amusing and headache-inducing - a
rare combinaton. But this IS the season of grammaticidal christmas letters
littered with bad syntax.

I snuck a peek at his online journal - I don't know if you've had the
chance. Well.

He shares it with his girlfriend.

There are many things that are wrong with this idea. But you don't really
have a chance to ponder the full weight of such a decision as you are
greeted with a vomitworthy prologue about how "it is a journal about (note:
ABOUT-as if it had been written by someone else as an ode to their couple)
"-about two very different people who happen to be in love".

Yes. And I HAPPEN to have just puked on the floor.

It just HAPPENED ! Isn't life rich and so full of surprises ?

I don't know why you bothered answering him. There's very little you can do
with people like that, short of sterilisation.

(...)

:)

love

N*

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( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
(no subject) - whispersinink - Dec. 23rd, 2004 03:06 pm (UTC) - Expand
rainsinger
Dec. 23rd, 2004 03:10 pm (UTC)
hmmmm ?
(no subject) - whispersinink - Dec. 23rd, 2004 03:16 pm (UTC) - Expand
mindslant
Dec. 27th, 2004 02:48 pm (UTC)
Oh my,
I'm crying. What an amusing friend.
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