Al Quaida suspect 'confesses' to a series of nefarious terrorist plots, including some to attack Big Ben, Canary Wharf and blow up the Panama Canal

Frankly, I'm surprised he hasn't yet owned up to framing Roger Rabbit.

Exhibit 1 is a clipping from a Yug newspaper which reads:

Between the hours of 7:30 and 13:00 on the territory of Vojvodina, the agricultural aviation will be carrying out anti-mosquito spraying. We kindly ask the citizens not to shoot these planes down.



Exhibit 2: The sign reads- Funeral Equipment for Pensioners and Refugees

Ok, I consider this simply too priceless and fabulous (even in translation) not to share with everyone.

It's A school homework about autumn written by an 11/12 year old Montenegran boy and printed in a Yug newspaper under the title Grandfather chased grandmother with an axe and uncle killed a stork; she fought like a person.

I half wish I was making this up by I am not.

( Autumn in Our town by Slaven Radenovic )