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Girl #1: She smelled like vagina.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #3: No, she smelled like bloody vagina.

--Union Square

 Can someone please help me with my chart?  Or send me to a place with a HUMAN doing my chart? I'm a bit of a newbie, to this community anyway, and I have a few questions.  I really wanted to do my own chart but its so confusing...to me anyway.  I'm a Libra, born October 1st, 1986 @ 11:45am (area code 27265) .  I'm trying to learn as much about astrology as possible.  Any great links would be appreciated as well!

Thank you! :)





Also, if anyone is familiar with Tarot I got these cards today, after asking what I should expect from my current career path (acting/performing):

1st- The Emperess (Situation)
2nd- The Emperor (Challenges/Opportunities)
3rd- The Sun (Advice)
4th- The Three of Coins (Daily Lesson)
5th- The Star (Near Future)

A while ago, I asked for advice on baby carriers, and a lot of people recommended Mei Tais.  So I made one!  Here's a pic of me & Baily, on cleaning day, using our Mei Tai.  :-)

Thanks for the advice!

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Teenage girl #1: So you Frenched a hole in your wall?
Teenage girl #2: Yes I did!

--14th St

Today, in a meeting, I designed a new type of clam. This concept image is based on my original drawing:

As you can see, it's a Viking clam and I hope it will replace both Vikings and clams by virtue of efficiency. In my original drawing, the Viking clam's mouth contained a to-do list but in the field it would be used for treasure, plunder etc.

The horns are there for decoration as with conventional Vikings.

I am Googling the address of my nearest patent office as I type.

When I was a kid back in the Ice Age, I went to day camp in Ohio for years and years.  I had some really great summers there, and one day just for shits and giggles, I went to a website for the town it was located in and wrote a post: "Does anyone remember Shaker Day Camp that was out in Hudson?"  I didn't expect anything of it.

Believe it or not, I got a reply back, "Hi, Ann!  There's a Facebook group for SDC vets.  Check it out".

And so there was, and I even recognized a couple of names there.  I can't believe it.  It is so funny to read the same memories that I have.

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in iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=303228832

via my blog:
http://www.tdjacobs.com/blog

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Overweight girl: Well, he obviously liked being fucked by me.
Skinny girl: It's cause you're fat.
Overweight girl: He did say he liked big girls. Whatever, I'm over him.
Skinny girl: Yeah, his dick was little anyways.
Overweight girl: And you know this... how?!

--SoHo

Overheard by: Katelyn Jones

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Younger brother: What's her name again? I want to say Eddie Murphy.
Older brother: Whoopi Goldberg.

--W 20th St

One thing I like most about LJ and blogging generally is I get a lot less abuse and people expecting something from me here!

I have been swamped with unpleasnat messages over on Youtube th elast few weeks, and a fair few bizarre ones too - whereas the general tenor of correspondance here is civilised and reasonable!

Anyway, I have been reading blog and LJs lately but not really writing. I am still here thought.

I have had a busy few weeks for various reasons.

I won tickets to see Grace Jones last week - I only realise today the woman is 61 years old. Which is remarkable - she is a fantastic performer and looks great for someone 20 years younger.

Put some pictures up on Flickr - http://www.flickr.com/photos/40355701@N04/

I wasn't that far away but my camera is just my phone and tall people kept standing in my way.

I also got wine spilled on me when a drunk woman tripped over a bag someone had left on the floor - it was a standing up concert. Grace Jones was on for almost an hour and a half but didn't come on until well after 9.30pm - the gig itself started at 7.30pm and the support act came on at 8.15pm.

The support act was entertaining too. "Tribes" I think. They did remind me of Vada Riah though. Maybe the mix of at least three languages in all the songs and didgeridoos and other random instruments.

It was like watching a demonstration of glossolalia.

Got some interesting stuff coming up and none of it was planned. I will report on it as it happens.

Hello everybody! I just got engaged and started planning my wedding for next year already. My problem is that we don't have that much money to spend. I need an inexpensive but good photographer in New York (I live on Long Island). Does anybody have any recommendations? Thanks in advance :)

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Obnoxious comedy club promoter: You guys like comedy?
Guy with voice like rolling thunder: No! No! No! (awkward pause) But thanks anyway.
Obnoxious comedy club promoter, stunned: That was aggressive.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Those guys get annoying!

On Sunday, lebeautemps and I made our annual Pimms Pilgrimmage visit to the RHS Hampton Court Flower Show, ably assisted by Moo, webofevil, monkeyssk8 and her dashing beau, Harry, and my Mum, who was known throughout proceedings as "chiller's Mum" (I insist on this sort of formality). It was, as usual, rather brilliant and we were lucky with the weather - one halfhearted moment of drizzle and the sky proved to be an easily exhausted lover and let us get back to frolicking about in the sun.

I love this photo - monkeyssk8 and my Mum:



It was agreed that my Mum is hella cool.

I'm so over concept gardens. On the BBC coverage, this thing looked enormous. In real life it was about the size of my kitchen and the yucca was about four feet tall:



Someone had, however, nailed the concept of WRONGE. Hanging Bra-skets! Pants with plants! No. No, no, no:



Gang shot - there are more over on my flickr.



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I worked this morning/early afternoon, and spent the later afternoon harvesting lavender from my garden. The house is now dead fragrant.



I'm going to have a cool glass of wine and some chinese food. So ner.

Name: Rebecca
Wedding Date: May 1, 2011
Wedding Location: Somewhere near the Jersey shore. We still haven't decided on a venue.
Wedding colors/theme: Red, Black, and Ivory, with a pirate theme of awesomesauce.
What DIY projects are you doing for your wedding?:
( Here's where this gets long. )
I think that's it. I'll start to post pictures as things get done.

found in Frederick MD Baker Park


i wonder if this is the grave site of Junior??

Someone at the Sunderland Echo has an eye for the startling headline that can’t help but overshadow the actual story:

15ft Christ threatens wedding

What's the easier transition from bottle to sippy cup? My son (who will be 1 on Friday, omfg) knows how to use his sippy and likes to have juice and water from it, but won't take milk from anything other than the bottle. I mean, most of the time bottle time is cuddle time for us and I love that, but now he's more and more into holding it by himself and not being held. Damn kids growing up and being more independent. >:(

Also, our doctor wants him to transition to whole milk soon. Should I just mix a small amount in with his formula and increase the ratios as time goes on? My son had a LOT of stomach problems for the first four months and I'm wary of going back to that.

I was walking down the street yesterday and saw this. It was behind the parking lot for an old folks apartment complex. I have two at home, so I left it where it was.

my head is going to explode.
ever since last night, i've been having little knives stab me in the temples. randomly.
the school across the street is having a "talk with a whistle day" (or so it seems) because there ism't the usual sound of children playing/laughing/screaming, but the contenous, no stop, sound of 500 whistles going off. and its been that way for 3 fucking hours. ahhhh - the little darlings have been released from the daily prison to return home. past my window. and they are still blowing THE FUCKING HIGH PITCHED WHISTLES CONSTANTLY.
the little knives have turned into butchers cleavers and are hitting with the rythem of whistles.
i think i'll throw up.