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Invention

I have decided that although J. is a crass, illterate, small-minded moron and utter cunt knowing her should not be a wholly negative experience.

Hence, I have been inspired to create a unit of offensiveness I shall in her honour dub Jayon.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 Jayon represents a person or a situation of very mild annoyance such as a queue for tickets in the Underground.

2 for instance is a slightly more annoying thing such as a buzzing fly you have not succesfully killed.

A person who is equivalent to nine Jayon probably warrants a removal from the gene pool.

at Jayon 10 I shall no longer be responsible for my actions.

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livemeat
Oct. 23rd, 2003 02:22 pm (UTC)
How cool is that?
how cool is that.

That's cool.
rainsinger
Oct. 24th, 2003 07:11 am (UTC)
Teee heee heee

I thought you might like that ;)
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