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Stuff which greatly amused me and thus contributed to my mental health

From Reclaim Halloween

However, instead of dressing up in occult costumes, we should dress up as historical persons from the Bible.
(...)
(However, while dressing up as Biblical individuals is a good way to teach about the true history of the Bible, common sense and moderation should be heeded. For instance, it would be inappropriate to appear at your door as pre-Fall Adam or Eve or as a Sodomite.)


and on Christian candy:

These work great because they give the child what they expect from Halloween - sweet candy - while also providing them with a dose of Christ. This will help create in the child a positive association with Christianity, countering the anti-Christian indoctrination rampent in secular society. It can also be less threatening to the Christ-adverse child. For instance, "Bazooka Jesus" brand chewing gum (available at finer Christian supply stores) looks outwardly like popular secular candy, however on the inside of the wrapper are Bible inspired cartoons that open the secularized or occultified child's mind to the Lord.

from the ever-witty livemeat:

In conclusion,
the human race is doomed, because people are outnumbered by two main protagonist groups, both seeking to bring about fiery doom to us all:-

Monkeys with guns,
and monkeys with bibles*

*insert dubious religious tome of choice here


the lovely nanji

"All of this is completely irrelevant, as "Richard and Judy"
isn't a real program anyway, it's simply a cover used by the Russian mafia
to launder money through Britain."


and my family:

"Why can't you just work with happy people?"

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