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*wipes tears*

Oh this is quite simply too delicious not to share everywhere...

http://sean.chittenden.org/mirrors/objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

then for more excellent insight be sure to check out the expo on Richard Dawkins
http://sean.chittenden.org/mirrors/objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html#A2

the Halloweedn Reclamation http://sean.chittenden.org/mirrors/objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

the Wacky Evolutionists
http://sean.chittenden.org/mirrors/objective.jesussave.us/wackyevolutionists.html

and many many many more.

It is sublime.

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livemeat
Apr. 6th, 2004 07:43 am (UTC)
kill these pituary retards NOW!......
anyone care to spot the quality scientific controls that went into place on this prize winning experiment?

1st Place: "Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life"
Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.


50,000,000,000 years ago, there was no such thing as "purified" water,
and i'm not sure whether they mean distilled water, or water that once was heathen and has now repented or something...

No evolutionary theory of any merit posits that life just miraculously happened - unlike a certain work of fiction that people have for 2,000 years put all together far too much faith in,
there's always some discharge of electrical energy required and so on,

AND, just incase anyone forgets, they world was a burning ball of almost total volcanic activity,
and thus 3 weeks in the sun doesn't exactly replicate condition any does it?

In conclusion,
the human race is doomed, because people are outnumbered by two main protagonist groups, both seeking to bring about fiery doom to us all:-

Monkeys with guns,
and monkeys with bibles*

*insert dubious religious tome of choice here
rainsinger
Apr. 6th, 2004 08:07 am (UTC)
Re: kill these pituary retards NOW!......
I like this one too: (and the women were designed for home-making one)

"Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey."

the human race is doomed, because people are outnumbered by two main protagonist groups, both seeking to bring about fiery doom to us all:-

Monkeys with guns,
and monkeys with bibles*

*insert dubious religious tome of choice here


LOLOLOLOLOL
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livemeat
Apr. 6th, 2004 08:55 am (UTC)
Re: kill these pituary retards NOW!......
however can you be anythings uncle??

you're female.

unless you're insinuating that my lovely niece's are lower apes
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