Today my mum accompanied Matei while she fruitlessly attempted to get her prescription filled, and returned home very impressed by the new vocabulary he had heard.
"We met so many wankers today!" he informed us brightly. "First we met two, and then we went to another shop and met another one!"
"How many wankers was that in total?"
"Three!"
"Well done."
"We met so many wankers today!" he informed us brightly. "First we met two, and then we went to another shop and met another one!"
"How many wankers was that in total?"
"Three!"
"Well done."

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But, do you ever have a sneaking suspicion that as smart as Matei is, he knew very well that "wanker" was a bad word already and was just doing that for a shock?
Well done, Matei. Took me years to learn to identify wankers and you've cracked it at this tender age!