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was that really necessary

All night long, I dreamt I was scrubbing tile. This is utterly dissapointing on many levels because a) it is exactly like my waking life and b) I have come to expect more from my subconscious.

Where were the talking squirrels, dreams? Where were the elephants having a dinner party, dressed up as the cast of Boardwalk Empire? What happened to singing Italian opera, in French, with Colin Firth?

I can't believe that instead of filth dreams of say David Bowie dressed up as the goblin king, my unconscious chose to regale me with eight hours of tile. I haven't felt this let down since childhood when I'd spend all night dreaming I was in school only to wake up and be told that I had to do it all over again.

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lobsterbox
Sep. 2nd, 2011 03:45 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm, filthy dreams of David Bowie dressed as the goblin king....I'm sorry, what were you saying?
rainsinger
Sep. 6th, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC)
More smut, I say! More smut.
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