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How is babby evicted?

I have no sofa and no baby.* Also NO HOPE of ever being un-pregnant, ever again.

I do, however, have a series of demands for payments for things which I have already paid for and scaffolding from the council in front of my house which has been there since February and which has been climbed on by workers a sumtotal of 1(!) times after which they trampled the front garden and dissappeared.

*Sofa not getting delivered until Saturday now, which means my EDD has changed as well. Also it would be just my astrological luck to produce another Aries-Moon mini-Z.

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jadedlibertine
Jul. 29th, 2010 11:38 am (UTC)
Come on baby, didn't you know you were supposed to be here by now? This is completely unacceptable behaviour and it's time to get a move on and come out!

Have you tried starting a new big project or are you able to venture out somewhere inconvenient? That might make things happen.
mammadibiba
Jul. 29th, 2010 11:49 am (UTC)
If you arranged some incredibly important thing that you *have* to do tomorrow or even early this evening? That might work.

I am interested to know more about Aries Moons.
spoofed
Jul. 29th, 2010 11:54 am (UTC)
Saturday it is then.
If you're really, totally ready for labour, try nipple stimulation? Can't say it ever worked for me, but some midwives swear by it to the point that they warn you not to do it unless you're happy to go into labour within the next few hours. DON'T DO BOTH NIPPLES AT ONCE if you go this route.

Oh, come on, baby, you know you want to meet the world, just get moving...
victoriacantons
Jul. 30th, 2010 06:28 am (UTC)
How is babby evicted?
Do you know that's it's a boy? What was (according to the Dr) the due date? Does any of it matter? Oh! :-) you're almost there... Start pushing now.
Emma says classic induction techniques include big dose of castor oil, sex/orgasm, spicy food...
pondbluebird
Aug. 1st, 2010 08:01 pm (UTC)
thinking of you!!
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