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Things you think when you notice that the strange abdominal cramping you were experiencing the day before is now being accompanied by spotting: Oh, &%$..

Things you say to your GP when you call to ask for a second opinion: It's probably nothing, but...

Things your GP says back: I am making you an ultrasound appointment.

Things you think when you spend 2.5 hours waiting for your appointment in St. Mary's Emergency Gynae clinic, surrounded by wan and weeping women: Damn. Damn. I never should have named you.

What you say when you notice a gloriously alive infant wriggling and waving at you on the ultrasound: Hello, sweet thing!

Things you feel: Stupid with relief. Also, just somewhat stupid.

All right Fetus. Thanks for aging me before my time. Now give it a rest*, thank you.

Incidentally, among the life instructions you receive following this incident (like lie down more and don't lift stuff) is also : "If you have sex make sure you do it very carefully, slowly, and quickly". My God it sounds marvellous! I want to do it right now.


* I am still bleeding a teeny weeny bit, but I have just decided to chalk it up to baby wrestling werevolves in my uterus Just One Of Those Things and remain stuidedly blasee about it all.

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(Anonymous)
Jan. 30th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
バレンタインデーにルイスは東京に来ます!
67threnody
Jan. 30th, 2010 06:34 am (UTC)
How does one have sex "carefully, slowly, and quickly"??? Three different times?

And I'm glad your baby's still there--that wait in the gyno's office sounds like hell.
rainsinger
Jan. 31st, 2010 10:00 am (UTC)
How does one have sex "carefully, slowly, and quickly"???

I've been puzzling this myself and the only possible solutions seems to be to keep the pace slow and the duration short. Orgasmapaloosa!
mzdt
Jan. 30th, 2010 08:36 am (UTC)
[x]
rainsinger
Jan. 31st, 2010 10:00 am (UTC)
Same to you.
Thank you.
spoofed
Jan. 30th, 2010 09:20 am (UTC)
Oh that must have been terrifying :( Thank goodness your child just wanted to mess with your mind a little.
rainsinger
Jan. 31st, 2010 10:01 am (UTC)
Thank goodness your child just wanted to mess with your mind a little

Yes. A prelude of things to come, I sense.
bluedevi
Jan. 30th, 2010 11:15 am (UTC)
Phew! x

And I want to try that crazy oxymoronic sex too.
rainsinger
Jan. 31st, 2010 10:03 am (UTC)
Thank you
Oxymoronic sex! The way of the future!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 30th, 2010 01:56 pm (UTC)
ルイスと、私と女性だけ。
(Anonymous)
Jan. 30th, 2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
little boys?
chiller
Jan. 30th, 2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
Ah! Ye gods, you poor woman! I will squeeze you carefully, slowly and quickly when I see you!
rainsinger
Jan. 31st, 2010 10:04 am (UTC)
I will squeeze you carefully, slowly and quickly when I see you!

Rarrrrrrr!
jadedlibertine
Jan. 30th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
I'm glad things looked well at the scan, hope you don't have any more nasty scares!
rainsinger
Jan. 31st, 2010 10:04 am (UTC)
Thank you, me too. I can live without seeing the inside of a hospital for a while.
trinity_gal
Jan. 31st, 2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
Yikes - 14wks is a bit unusual for spotting. So glad the foetus is protesting all the innocence though)))

trinity_gal
Jan. 31st, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
Any idea what on earth is it?
like lie down more and don't lift stuff is all of sudden so russian advice...
(Anonymous)
Feb. 2nd, 2010 03:44 pm (UTC)
Valentine's Dayのころ、ルイスが東京にくるって本当のこと?
(Anonymous)
Apr. 17th, 2010 08:57 am (UTC)
お値段によるけど、あのプラチナ箔のシャンパングラスがほしい?
赤ワイングラス4つくらいと。
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