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Jan. 19th, 2004

Got this in email and considered it sufficiently giggle-worthy to attempt to translate into English. (apologies if I get the original american sayings wrong, I am working from their serb translations)

*****

It is the first school day in an American school.
The teacher is introducing the new student, Akira Suzuki from Japan.

Class begins and the teacher says: *Now we will see how much you know of American history. Who said: Liberty or death?*

Suddenly, there is quiet and only Suzuki raises his hand: *Patrick Henry, the year 1775 in Philadelphia.*

*very good Suzuki! And who said *The state is the people and as such it must never die*? *

Suzuki pipes up again:*Abraham Lincoln,1863, in Washington*>

The teacher looks at the students sternly and says: *Shame on you. Suzuki is Japanese and he knows American history better than you.*

At this point someone from the back of the class rallies with: *Fuck you shitty Japanese*

*Who said that!* shouts the teacher

Suzuki raises his hand *General McArthur, 1942, in Guadalcanal and Lee Ianocca 1982 at the fair of Chrysler, in Detroit*

The class is silent, and just from the back you hear: *Suck my dick!*

The teacher is starting to crack. *This is too much. Who was that?*

Suzuki: *Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997 in Washington*

Another student howls: *Suzuki is crap@*

Suzuki: *Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil 2002 Grand Prix.*

The class disintegrates into hysterics, the teacher faints, and the principal appears at the door. *For fucks's sakes, I've never seen such chaos!*

Suzuki: *The Serbian Prime Minister to Djelic the Minister of Finance, at the presentation of the national budget, Belgrade, 2003.*

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nanji
Jan. 22nd, 2004 05:59 pm (UTC)
suki suki


"Oh Purple Star you fought Tiger Breath and won, you have now evolved to become Super Stellar 3000, you have so many awesome powers ! I am so proud of you even Pikachu, my favourite has murderous glint in eyes and is about to imprison you in a green bubble of water ! I LOVE YOU Super Stellar 3000, you'll be sleeping with me tonight !"


How did they ever lose the war?


PS: "your phone is Pay As You Go, right?"
rainsinger
Jan. 26th, 2004 05:43 am (UTC)
Re: suki suki
lol!

and my phone is yes. what foresight I have.
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