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Things my child has learned in the last week:

*How to blow kisses

*How to blow soap bubbles

*How to carefully put a cap onto a bottle and then unscrew it again

*How to chant 'Yes yes yes!' with the fervour of Meg Ryan in When Harry met Sally when he spots something he's keen on.

*How to climb onto a desk using the bed, the chair and his own NINJA POWERS.


Things which I have been trying to teach him but he's failed to uptake with enthusiasm:

*To articulate his hunger by bowing down to me and saying: "Please nourish your humble servant"

*To chant "I love big butts and I cannot lie!" while conducting an interpretative dance sequence

*That any hour before 7am is an Illegal Wake Up Time, punishable by excommunication.

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
I have been waiting for you over seven years to make a move, because you are a big boy.
I understand you can not make any action now.
Should I give up you and look for a job instead?
(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
Should I?
(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 09:02 pm (UTC)
So, I am not supposed to expect you today or tomorrow.
I can no longer live by day to day basis.

If it possible, I want you return my 7 years. I really want it back now.

I was still a girl, not a old lady.
I really miss when I was still young, and not tired from you.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
Unexpectedly, I tend to choose made in USA items for everyday use. For shoes, Stuart Weiitzman, clothes for Tori Burch,Banana Repblic, L.L. Bean and Lands End.
Also, Vera Wong dress.
Cosmetics, too.
Because I can find good value and these are very practical and still can be elegant, if I wish.
I like relaxed style, relaxed elegance with some casual/playful atomosphere.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
だからるいるい、ハワイやニューポートで生活するのって、私にとって全く不便なことないからね。
(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
実際にあまりたくさんのもの、必要ないし。
それより、生活を楽しみたい。
jadedlibertine
Mar. 18th, 2009 10:31 am (UTC)
So baffled by the comments above!

I don't know how long it took to teach me but I knew I wasn't allowed up before 8am by the time I was in primary school, it's probable learned this fact earlier than that...persevere!
rainsinger
Mar. 23rd, 2009 07:13 am (UTC)
All part of the gift of Asian Spam, I've always assumed. Or else someone's having a go at poetry.

I don't know how long it took to teach me but I knew I wasn't allowed up before 8am by the time I was in primary school, it's probable learned this fact earlier than that...persevere!

Yes, I hold onto hope that at some point he will treat partental directives as more than suggestions. ;)

haggisthesecond
Mar. 26th, 2009 07:45 am (UTC)
Hi! I have sent you an LJ message about wine.
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