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Epistemiology with the Unborn

Dear Baby,

Some children, considerate children, good and loving children are born before their due dates.

I'm just saying.

Love,

Yo' Mama (aka the woman on whom you will be relying to keep you alive and supply you with pocket money).


Dear Mama,

I hope that my stubborn refusal to listen to your urgings to come early makes me worthy to wear the title of Capricorn. Looking forward to a lifetime of obstinacy.

Love,

Your Son



Babes,

You better be effin cute.

Love,

Mama

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webofevil
Dec. 26th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
Dear rainsinger

You don't suppose he may have been listening when we were discussing the fact that I was born a month late and consequently am an Aquarius rather than a Capricorn? Just a thought.

Regards,

webofevil
mzdt
Dec. 27th, 2007 09:02 am (UTC)
that's nothing - I was supposed to be born in 1967 and came out in 1968...
rainsinger
Dec. 27th, 2007 10:58 am (UTC)
stop feeding my child evil plans!
mzdt
Dec. 27th, 2007 11:13 am (UTC)
oh, there's plenty of time for that... ;-)
rainsinger
Dec. 27th, 2007 10:59 am (UTC)
either that, or he was paying attention when I said I wanted to see 'I am Legend' in the cinema

It is possible that he overheard since my frozen horror at that story meant I maybe didn't cover his ears well enough.
lebeautemps
Dec. 27th, 2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
Yeah, and just remind us HOW BIG you were, you turkey.
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rainsinger
Dec. 27th, 2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
as the son of a jewish mother, I'm sure he expects nothing less of me. ;)
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