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Fetishit

Among his other perversions, First Cat has developed a bathroom fetish. Many is the time when he has been caught attempting to drink out of the toilet bowl (needless to say he has a perfectly fresh and lovely bowl of water in the kitchen, but clearly it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi), he accompanies my bathtimes by either perching on the edge of the tub like a mountain goat (no mean feat as it's a narrow ledge and he has four wide paws to fit onto it) or by standing up on his hand legs with his front paws perched on the edge of the tub, making an occasional attempt to bat me out of the water.

Similarly I cannot last remember when any trip to the toilet I made was not inveigelated by at least one cat, with First Cat preferrably assisting in the operations by curling up on my lap.

And if there is one thing which cannot stand, one thing which maddens and wounds him it is the concept of the closed bathroom door. If I happen to be in the loo without him he will spend the entirety of my sojourn there by standing and crying outside the door. I'm sure you'll agree, the actions of an entirely logical mind. Because who knows what I could be doing there on my own?

He is very possibly being cheated out of lap time people! Or I could be drowning in the bathtub without faithful cat's attempts to fish me out. Or maybe it's even worse than that. Perhaps I too am using this opportunity to draw complicated mandala patterns in the litter tray with my paws! Or hogging all that delicious toilet water all to myself.

My nefariousness drives me crazy too, just thinking about it.

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livemeat
Sep. 25th, 2007 09:58 am (UTC)


It's more a case of 'RUNNING WATER INDOORS'.
Fascinates all cats without fail. Some figure that it's less interesting than sleeping after their initial investigations - others just can't get enough.
rainsinger
Sep. 27th, 2007 10:10 am (UTC)
others just can't get enough.

Ah yes, mine fall into this category. I wonder if there's a part of them that goes moving thing, but not prey! Marvellous!
casaubon
Sep. 25th, 2007 09:58 am (UTC)
Your cat's behaviour is but a faint foreshadowing of the fun that is the Clingy Toddler!
It's basically the same, but it also involves sharing a cubicle in a public toilet and having the child make loud, inappropriate remarks while you're trying to wee.
rainsinger
Sep. 27th, 2007 10:09 am (UTC)
It's basically the same, but it also involves sharing a cubicle in a public toilet and having the child make loud, inappropriate remarks while you're trying to wee.

I can't wait.
Maybe I can teach it to sing dirty songs too.
dubaiyan
Sep. 25th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
haha
and in 2008 all toilet trips will involve the baby too!

[totally recommend showering with baby btw]
rainsinger
Sep. 27th, 2007 10:08 am (UTC)
Re: haha
I'd be afraid to subject the baby to the temperamental nature of my shower, but bathing with baby is something I'm quite looking forward to.

and in 2008 all toilet trips will involve the baby too!


I might need to knock down a wall or something to make a bigger bathroom.
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