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truly not a web of evil

There is frost grafitti on all the kitchen windows and the only people funnier than my friends are their parents.

M relating a story about her horny Ducschund who at two months old was humping all the available legs of the household so much that he made his manhood bleed and M's father took the dog to the vet.
The vet: "Well sir, in cases like these we advise special procedures."
M's Dad: thinking "Does he mean giving a hand job to the dog? I suppose there are worse things than that. I mean it's MY dog it's practically family. I love the dog. I can do this. It's going to be fine".
The vet: "I suggest you have the dog neutered.
M's Dadin outrage: "That is quite out of the question!"

In unrelated news I heart heart heart webofevil whose take on the whole Danish Cartoons/Burning Embassies issue is quite the sanest I have come across since the whole furore started.
Also as a bonus it made me laugh.

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67threnody
Feb. 7th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha he'd rather jack the dog off than get it fixed> What happened? How does this story end?
rainsinger
Feb. 8th, 2006 09:39 am (UTC)
Indeed he would :D

The dog still has all his bits though, and he's now 10 months old so I think he probably eased up with the humping and they just continue to surrender to it.

I was there with my labrador and this tiny dog kept trying to get it on with her even though he would have frankly needed a stepladder considering that her head alone was probably as big as he was.
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